i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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