She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
