You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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