So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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