i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There r osticjed everywhere
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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