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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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