Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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