She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
