Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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