forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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