what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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