So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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