...so i touched it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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