His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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