How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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