You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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