so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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