I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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