I was born with a shot glass in my hand
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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