Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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