Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
