Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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