She's JV to your varsity
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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