Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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