I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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