yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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