Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
my liver is dry heaving
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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