How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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