I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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