I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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