D3 body, D1 cock
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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