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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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