At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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