We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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