I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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