Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Randomize
