..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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