Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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