The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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