when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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