is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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