do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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