Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you mean i was at the winter classic?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
