So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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