omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Randomize
