do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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