His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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