But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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