don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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