how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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