Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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