I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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