I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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