woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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