Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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