Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't think brook has ever known best
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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